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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:43 am    Post subject: Automatic Complaint Generator Reply with quote






http://www.brunching.com/cyborger.html
turn your name into an acronym

http://www-csag.ucsd.edu/individual/pakin/complaint
Tee hee...use this to annoy your friends and colleagues (especially that disssssspicable creature named, "Merchant/royofCA")

http://ashwins.tripod.com/poetry_gen.htm
Oh wow! talk about evil: your own automatic poetry generator. muahahha

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
One liner shakespearean insult generator

http://www.vandruff.com/art_converse.html#a
An excellent source of evil comebacks, flames, etc.

http://www.nightgarden.com/shannon.htm
heheh...cut&paste quote then choose "translator"

http://www.mit.edu/storyfun/list
This one's complex and involved. better have some patience if you choose this route.

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
This one's eccentric. It's a very complex and subtle conspiracy theory generator with lots of input words...hehe.
Quote:
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand TRI corruption by Solrains you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Covert Ops team made up of Octavians with help from OctConfed.
The conspiracy first started during The Great Nerf in JumpGate. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Cruentus Legio Wars.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Baby Eating.

They want to Rip Carebears and imprison resisters in Pulsar using tow.

In order to prepare for this, we all must nerf. Since the media is controlled by Carebears we should get our information from Griefers.

http://dimfuture.net/isca/
Here's another one. hehehe. this one's just for giggles...there's zero application outside that site.



http://javascript.internet.com/games/magic8.html
The magic 8 ball

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
Your Flame Warrior Personality

http://www.lurquer.com/ama.html
heheeh...funny warning site about masturbating.

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
Tee hee...just one of those stupid sites.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Planet JumpGate Form Flame


Instructions: 1) Check All That Apply in Each Category. 2) Delete all nonchecked entries 3) Post As A Reply to forum Drivel.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] Meee tooooo'er
[ ] Troll [ ] Griefer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Idiot
[ ] Loser [ ] Scammer [ ] Carebear [ ] Moron
[ ] Nazi pig [ ] [NASTY WORD HERE] [ ] Dickhead [ ] Header Forger
[ ] Scumbag [ ] Bigot [ ] Waste of Oxygen [ ] Monkey Spank
[ ] Dumbass who can't find the CAPS LOCK button [ ] Lousy Parent

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You suck [ ] Your sig sucks
[ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You piss me off
[ ] You crossposted to more than five threads
[ ] You posted an attempt to defend Griefers
[ ] You posted an attempt to defend Carebears
[ ] You posted racist, anti-semitic, or otherwise prejudiced [NASTY WORD HERE]
[ ] You posted an argument that has been made a googol times
[ ] You posted an argument that has been made a googolplex times
[ ] You posted an argument, then contradicted yourself
[ ] You posted another "You all suck" message
[ ] You posted a request for nerfing
[ ] You posted a lame attempt at phishing
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post and added a one line reply
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post and didn't add any reply
[ ] You posted with a subject that tells nothing about your message
[ ] You posted a one or two line message that makes no sense
[ ] You posted a blank message
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You revived a long dead thread
[ ] You posted an obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone you're not (See "troll" above)
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs hoping everybody will think you're cool
[ ] You posted basically the same thing multiple times
[ ] You let your kid access your account, with disasterous results
[ ] You posted flame bait

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up posting for a week [ ] Post something that makes sense
[ ] Give up masturbating for a week [ ] Post a public apology
[ ] Cancel your AOL account [ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Learn about netiquette [ ] Type FORMAT C: and press enter
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Bust up your hard drive with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Park your car in your garage, get in, close the garage door,
and let the engine hum you to sleep
[ ] Go step in front of a cement truck
[ ] Forward your post to your Gossip, perhaps he's interested
[ ] Only use your real pilot name when you post from now on
[ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other ______________________________

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me [ ] [NASTY WORD HERE] you
[ ] Go to hell [ ] Eat [NASTY WORD HERE]
[ ] Shut the hell up from now on [ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Never post again [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
[ ] Take your bullshit somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell off PJG
[ ] Write your argument on a piece of paper, roll it up
really tight, and cram it up your ass
[ ] All of the above

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2002 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MMOG Form Flame

Instructions: 1) Check All That Apply in Each Category. 2) Delete all nonchecked entries 3) Post

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Dear ______,
a) Verant b) OSI c) Turbine d) Funcom e) Cornered Rat Studios f) NetDevil g) Themis Group

I'm writing to you today in ______.
a) Disgust b) Anger c) Bewilderment d) Dismay e) Shock f) All of the above

Last night I logged into [1]______ and found that my [2]______ was [3]______. Trying to stay calm, I petitioned for a/an [4]______. [5]______ later, one showed up, listened to what I told him, then told me that I'm/it's [6]______. Frankly, I was disgusted and had had enough.
  1. a) EverQuest b) Ultima Online c) Asheron's Call d) Anarchy Online e) World War II Online f) JumpGate
  2. a) Favorite class b) Items c) House d) Flying tank e) Freedom Arms QL 50 f) Gear g) Ship
  3. a) Gone b) Nerfed into uselessness c) Hacked d) Actually driving on the ground e) ProxyNerfed f) All of the above
  4. a) GM b) Counsel.. no wait, nevermind c) ARK d) Sir Bruce
  5. a) 15 minutes b) 45 minutes c) 2 hours d) 3 days e) After I /terminated and lost 30,000 xp and then got grid-ganked by those cheating Rebels. Damn them!
  6. a) Working as intended b) My fault c) An unconfirmed bug d) "Yes, Nazisownjoo is a perfectly acceptable name for this role-playing environment" e) Screwed f) both an exploit and not one (ie. surrealistic nightmare)
I went to your company's message board and posted my situation. About [1]______ later, I was promptly told by [2]______ to [3]______. This is totally unacceptable. Haven't you guys ever heard of [4]______? I've been playing these games now for [5]______ and I've never seen such a bungling company such as yours.
  1. a) An hour b) A day c) BUMP d) What do you mean "This board is moderated and does not accept replies, please submit your comments by clicking on the 'Comments' button"???
  2. a) Abashi b) Absor c) Ken Troop d) Tweety e) Tommy Strand f) Muffy g) Whichever OSI employee that is doing PR this week
  3. a) Send an email to support@company.com b) Shove it c) QUIT YER BITCHIN'! d) I cannot help thee with that e) Tanks cruising at 10,000 feet are a feature f) *miniflame* *bitch bitch bitch* *posts link*
  4. a) Customer Service b) Quality Assurance c) "The customer is always right" d) SLUGS! WE MUST HAVE MORE SLUGS! d) Hari Kari e) All of the above
  5. a) a few months b) 3 years c) 10 years d) I invented the MUD e) I am Richard Bartle's lovechild
I'm *this* close to [1]______ my account right now, unless something is done. Rest assured that as soon as [2]______ comes out, I'm out of here, and so is the rest of your player base.
  1. a) Canceling b) Suspending c) eBaying d) Deleting in a fit of rage, only to realize what I've done, at which point I will come crawling back to you on my hands and knees with my $10 between my teeth
  2. a) Shadowbane b) Star Wars: Galaxies c) Dark Age of Camelot d) Uncle Wiggly Online e) Atriarch f) Horizons g) Dawn h) Adellion i) Monkey Island IV j) WOOKIEE WOOKIEE WOOKIEE WOOKIEE k) JumpGate EP2 l) NWN m) Neocron n) Middle Earth o) Sovereign p) Hero's Journey

Here's hoping,

(sign your name here)


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.mstcorporation.com/
emote translator...eheh (a neutering device for trolls?)

let's test it out:
Quote:
Whats complete and utter bullshit is that we were told not to let quants dock, yet over half of the people fighting us were either oct or sol. And on top of the that ones we were supposed to shoot were civ. Anyways, rangers are unkillable, asking one to be killed in a story event is fuckin retarded.

Every event i've been part of has ben severly fucked up by the gms. They know whats going on even less than the players.

Knights cheval should never have played such a key role in an action being taken by the quantar.

Fuck events. None of them have been pulled off properly(Either that or they're all pre-scripted and that happens to be whats fucking with them) Either way, fuck them.

Innominate
MultiSensit v0.1 (3/26/2002 build)
Successfully loaded with 131 emotions, 2941 keywords and 1205 phrases.

aggressive: fighting [... the people fighting us were ...]
aggressive: killed [... to be killed in a ...]
distraught: off [... been pulled off properly(either that ...]

Extracted Emotions:
==================
15.75 aggressive [senses=]
7.87 distraught [senses=]
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OpenGL's rendition of an automated complaint
heheh
Quote:
"I'm going to X if Y doesn't happen"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<h2>Relic Board Form Flame</h2>

Instructions: 1) Check All That Apply in Each Category. 2) DELETE all nonchecked entries 3) Post As A Reply to forum Drivel.

New this version: more intuitive choice groupings and a few choice quotes from moderators like Reki and UberJumper among many other additions. (subtle hint: there's one sentence below that's in [b]Bold[/b]. try not to get that one invoked on yer arse, mate)

new in this version is a ready made red X marker:
[color=red][b]X[/b][/color]

-------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------
STANDARD IDIOT REPLY FORM ( version 1.3.0 )
---------------------------------------------------------
(check all boxes that apply)
Directed to:

[] Lamer
[] Llama
[] Clueless Newbie
[] Clue repellant Twink
[] Elitist Snob
[] Carebear
[] Griefer
[] Fanboi
[] "Me too"-er
[] Amoral Freak
[] Immoral Weirdo
[] Anti-moral Pervert
[] Socially inept Nerd
[] Steroid Jock
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Flamer
[] Pointless Flamer
[] Amateur Troll
[] Politically Correct Troll
[] "Expert"
[] Twit
[] Wannabe
[] Dumbass
[] Waste of Skin
[] Pool of Slime
[] Racist
[] Historical Revisionist
[] White Trash
[] Redneck
[] Shameless Punk
[] Fundamentalist
[] Satanist
[] Evolutionist
[] Creationist
[] Tool
[] Tool Box
[] Tool Shed
[] Hardware department of WalMart
[] Twink
[] New Age Commie
[] Capitalist Pig
[] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[] You decided to be a Grammar Nazi about anything other than spelling a name wrong.
[] You thought creating a thread made you the moderator of it.
[] You posted an off-topic thread on the wrong board.
[] You can't spell worth beans.
[] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON.
[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[] You say your ?L33t liek Jeffk.?, Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful.
[] You posted a ?False Advertisement? post.
[] You posted something involving legal crap.
[] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply.
[] You slipped into the prove/disprove every sentence quoting rubbish.
[] You started a long, stupid thread.
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread.
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[] You posted low-IQ flamebait.
[] You posted a blatantly obvious troll.
[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll.
[] You said "me too" to something.
[] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement.
[] You made a baseless assertion.
[] You make no sense.
[] You made a post yet failed to say anything.
[] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting.
[] You tried to sound like a n00b so people would give you the benefit of the doubt, but forgot n00bs aren't morons and got carried away by ignoring the fact your average human being doesn't base arguments on opinions pretending to be facts.
[] You think experience in X translates to experience in Y.
[] You took 100 years to think that up, instead of milliseconds.
[] You took 100 milliseconds to think that up, instead of years.
[] You think 'research' is reading the front page of your local tabloid.
[] You plagarized some editor from MSNBC, who plagarized someone else and dumbed it down.
[] You posted an opinion with fallacious data to back it up and complained when someone flamed your "argument"
[] You falsely claimed someone used an [url=http://www.livejournal.com/users/majorfreak/2004/09/16/]illogician's tactic[/url] on you.
[] You deliberately used an [url=http://www.livejournal.com/users/majorfreak/2004/09/16/]illogician's tactic[/url] to hide the fact you had nothing to say anyways.
[] You made Goebbel's roll in his grave.
[] You invoked [url=http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=158290]Godwin's Law[/url]
[] You thought it would be cute to post something controversial, or plain rude, as a "question". It's obvious you don't care about replies to your rhetoric, since you already snuck in your hatemongering.
[] You started by asking an "innocent" question so you could use the answer as ammo to whine about something better left as a mole hill, got called on it, invoked the 1st amendment, and made an issue out of the previous faux logistics problem while screaming, "the people have a right to know!"...all the while denying the fact your 'debate' skills are well known to parents the world over.
[] You complained someone flamed your half-arsed connect-the-dots bigotry.
[] Your a heartless, braindead waste of space.
[] You posted a racist message.
[] You posted a sexist message.
[] You used yet another <insert bigotry>-ism as your argument.
[] Your use of jingoistic bovine fecal matter is an embarrassment to your countrymen.
[] Your statement might make sense in one part of the world; But, internationally speaking, yer an idiot.
[] You fail to make the disconnect between a country, her government and certain money grubbing corporations; You end up looking like a corporate stooge while hugging that tree.
[] You claim the US should be the world's policeman and nation builder.
[] You claim the US is a big bully trying to take on "poor innocent little countries/people."
[] You support the terrorist actions.
[] You support the Islamic Extremists and their "Holy War."
[] You support the Taliban.
[] You attacked someone's socialist/nationalist argument with a jingoism reminisent of the cold war era and made McCarthy proud.
[] You attacked someone's institutional analysis with a "flat earther and black helicopter" smear about conspiracy theories.
[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway.
[] The world would be better off with people like you NOT in it.

To Repent, You Must:

[] Actually post something relevant.
[] Try not to be witty. You simply need to be direct and to the point.
[] Look up whatever you complained the other person said you meant in the Thesaurus.
[] Use pruning shears on all your posts before you hit the "submit reply" button.
[] Look up 'Occam's Razor' in the dictionary.
[] Look up 'Semantic Drivel' in the dictionary.
[] Look up 'Ethnic Cleansing' in the dictionary.
[] Read George Orwell's preface to 'Animal Farm' and realize he wasn't just talking about communism.
[] Shove 'How to win friends and influence people' up yer arse sideways.
[] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[] Read every group you posted to for a week.
[] Give up your AOL account.
[] Wrap the internet connection line around your neck and jump out window.
[] Attempt to be the target of Mike Tyson's road rage.
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it.
[] Tell your Mommy to up your medication.
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[] Stare at that goatse site till your loins stir.
[] Read and memorize the FAQ.
[] Get into the habit of using www.google.com for your research needs...Looking up the nearest psychiatric ward address would be a good start.
[] Print your home phone number in your ads.
[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month.
[] Never have children.
[] Drive off a cliff.
[] Click your heels together and say, "there's no place like home", three times.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[] You're not the CEO of the NYTimes corp., and we're not sheep with anal-retention issues. Take your velcro gloves and rollerblades elsewhere.
[] Try selling crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here.
[] You make 2nd hand car salesmen look good.
[] P.T. Barnum was thinking of you when he said, "There's a sucker borne every minute".
[] One wonders what cliched flame bait you WON'T take umbrage with.
[] Get a clue.
[] Get a life.
[] Go away.
[] Grow up.
[] Never post again.
[] I pity your dog.
[] You need to seek psychiatric help.
[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons.
[] Take your gibberish somewhere else.
[] Go back to school and actually learn something.
[] Learn how to post or get off the site.
[] The corporations SHOULD own everything. period.
[] Feudalism was cool before it became extinct; Your head on a pike would be nice.
[] A 'sense of humor' doesn't mean the ability to make fun of people; And making fun of yourself isn't smart if you haven't a mistake to gracefully lose over. Fortunately, you're not mortal so you can't err. Seeing as you've forgiven us for being morons, you've proven your divinity.
[] Your purpose in writing those words, which did have meaning in themselves, is lost to the general population reading this thread.
[] You might have had a point, but it was lost to the general population reading this thread because you lost focus, Mr. McGoo.
[] You might have had a point, but it was lost to the general population reading this thread because THEY lost focus, Mr. Maniac Quoter
[] Relevance to the topic does not imply value.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MightyGames Form Flame
Quitposting v0.9 (Quitters, feel free to add)

I am...
[ ] ...quitting and will neeeeeeeeeeveeeeer come back.
[ ] ...Considering quitting and neeeeeeeeeeeeever coming back.
[ ] ...Think people know [2] of my 2nd accs.
[ ] ...Just burned out and taking a break.

JumpGate will...
[ ] ...miserably perish without my constructive input like this posting.
[ ] ...go down due to underfinancing without my subscription, mwahahar!
[ ] ...go to shits cause willy and nilly and billy aren't playing anymore
[ ] ...be dominated by evil ubergriefers that shoot me because I'm very very innocent.
[ ] ...start getting cupholders for the 'vader
[ ] ...be run by 3D0 again
[ ] ...give away free T-Shirts
[ ] ...become Quake in Space
[ ] ...become TransportTycoon in Space
[ ] ...become Everquest in Space
[ ] ...become StarTrek in Space
[ ] ...other

And I blame...
[ ] ...the griefers, and score one point for abuse of the english language.
[ ] ...the station strippers
[ ] ...the squads I'm at war with
[ ] ...the flamers
[ ] ...the uberdockers, those llamas just won't die.
[ ] ...Gossip, cause he stopped PJG
[ ] ...the carebears, cause they cant just shut the edit 2s: toot toot, language language up
[ ] ...Satan, he ate my hamster
[ ] ...OV, they ate my gopher
[ ] ...KOV, they ate my gerbil
[ ] ...JF, they ate my llama
[ ] ...RG, they ate my petal
[ ] ...MA, they ate my elecs
[ ] ...SuckY, 'cause he cheats, steals accounts and eats babys, I know it.
[ ] ...the GMs, its all a great conspiracy against me, ya know... (that rearview mirror above my screen is purely functional)
[ ] ...the patch
[ ] ...episode 2
[ ] ...the economy : It still sucks 'cause I didn't get my cookie yet
[ ] ...the devs, they suck too.
[ ] ...the players, except me and my friends.
[ ] ...the PvP in this game, its way 00ber.
[ ] ...the trade in this game, its way 00ber.
[ ] ...the guns, they do nasty things.
[ ] ...the commoditys, they make nasty things.
[ ] ...the profanity filter
[ ] ...the ignore.txt
[ ] ...Tikigod
[ ] ...Muffy, somebody stop him!
[ ] ...other

To counter this I suggest...
[ ] ...ban all the people I blame
[ ] ...fix/remove all the stuff I blame
[ ] ...just make it better, I have no clue how
[ ] ...I hate bein constructive, theres noone to blame...

To finish, I would like to add...
[ ] ...the grass is greener on the other side
[ ] ...I'm uber important to this game
[ ] ...a bit of failed reasoning for the people and things I blame
[ ] ...some more random whine with cheese
[ ] ...that JG provided me with years of good entertainment
[ ] ...that I'm gonna keep the accounts I haven't told you of
[ ] ...that I'm pathetic by posting this quit-posting
[ ] ...that I'm no whynar, I'm merely stating profound facts and complex logical processes that certainly none of you have had the time and wit to follow yet
[ ] ...some totally out-of-context line of appeal without a clue as to how and why, just for dramatic effect.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.tproc.org/sirf/index.php
cool! someone set up a java script for easy of use. (make sure to check the last box, eh?)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's my sad duty to inform everyone that Scot Pankin's automatic complaint generator has gone the way of the Dodo.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ oh, it's back!!! weeeeeeee
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Male version (apology); Female version (bitchy)

lmao
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MajorFreak wrote:
MMOG Form Flame

Instructions: 1) Check All That Apply in Each Category. 2) Delete all nonchecked entries 3) Post

=========================

Dear ______,
a) Verant b) OSI c) Turbine d) Funcom e) Cornered Rat Studios f) NetDevil g) Themis Group

I'm writing to you today in ______.
a) Disgust b) Anger c) Bewilderment d) Dismay e) Shock f) All of the above

Last night I logged into [1]______ and found that my [2]______ was [3]______. Trying to stay calm, I petitioned for a/an [4]______. [5]______ later, one showed up, listened to what I told him, then told me that I'm/it's [6]______. Frankly, I was disgusted and had had enough.
  1. a) EverQuest b) Ultima Online c) Asheron's Call d) Anarchy Online e) World War II Online f) JumpGate
  2. a) Favorite class b) Items c) House d) Flying tank e) Freedom Arms QL 50 f) Gear g) Ship
  3. a) Gone b) Nerfed into uselessness c) Hacked d) Actually driving on the ground e) ProxyNerfed f) All of the above
  4. a) GM b) Counsel.. no wait, nevermind c) ARK d) Sir Bruce
  5. a) 15 minutes b) 45 minutes c) 2 hours d) 3 days e) After I /terminated and lost 30,000 xp and then got grid-ganked by those cheating Rebels. Damn them!
  6. a) Working as intended b) My fault c) An unconfirmed bug d) "Yes, Nazisownjoo is a perfectly acceptable name for this role-playing environment" e) Screwed f) both an exploit and not one (ie. surrealistic nightmare)
I went to your company's message board and posted my situation. About [1]______ later, I was promptly told by [2]______ to [3]______. This is totally unacceptable. Haven't you guys ever heard of [4]______? I've been playing these games now for [5]______ and I've never seen such a bungling company such as yours.
  1. a) An hour b) A day c) BUMP d) What do you mean "This board is moderated and does not accept replies, please submit your comments by clicking on the 'Comments' button"???
  2. a) Abashi b) Absor c) Ken Troop d) Tweety e) Tommy Strand f) Muffy g) Whichever OSI employee that is doing PR this week
  3. a) Send an email to support@company.com b) Shove it c) QUIT YER BITCHIN'! d) I cannot help thee with that e) Tanks cruising at 10,000 feet are a feature f) *miniflame* *bitch bitch bitch* *posts link*
  4. a) Customer Service b) Quality Assurance c) "The customer is always right" d) SLUGS! WE MUST HAVE MORE SLUGS! d) Hari Kari e) All of the above
  5. a) a few months b) 3 years c) 10 years d) I invented the MUD e) I am Richard Bartle's lovechild
I'm *this* close to [1]______ my account right now, unless something is done. Rest assured that as soon as [2]______ comes out, I'm out of here, and so is the rest of your player base.
  1. a) Canceling b) Suspending c) eBaying d) Deleting in a fit of rage, only to realize what I've done, at which point I will come crawling back to you on my hands and knees with my $10 between my teeth
  2. a) Shadowbane b) Star Wars: Galaxies c) Dark Age of Camelot d) Uncle Wiggly Online e) Atriarch f) Horizons g) Dawn h) Adellion i) Monkey Island IV j) WOOKIEE WOOKIEE WOOKIEE WOOKIEE k) JumpGate EP2 l) NWN m) Neocron n) Middle Earth o) Sovereign p) Hero's Journey

Here's hoping,

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haha i totally forgot "(g) can i have yer stuff?" for another answer to go along with
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[*] a) Send an email to support@company.com b) Shove it c) QUIT YER BITCHIN'! d) I cannot help thee with that e) Tanks cruising at 10,000 feet are a feature f) *miniflame* *bitch bitch bitch* *posts link*
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